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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:04 AM // 02:04   #1561
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tosses egg into the grenades and laughs as dark drops them cause him to be ripped into a milion pieces
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:10 AM // 02:10   #1562
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*regenerates*
*starts tossing grenades around the bar 5 at a time*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #1563
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*dives out of bar and helps toss grenades
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:25 AM // 02:25   #1564
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*Giggles because darkdragon doesn't know that Night doesn't need brains to function*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:27 AM // 02:27   #1565
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*dies along side everyone els in the bar in a gaint fireball and wall of shrapnel*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 02:51 AM // 02:51   #1566
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"I'M INVINCIBLE
MUA HAHAHAHAHAHAOOOHHH CRAP!!!"
*as i see the gernades*
*i dive through a window into another dimension*
"WTF"
*a guy comes up to me and hands me a BFG*
*i dive back in (after gernades went off) and fire at everything, that moves, untill i run out of clips*
"that was fun"
*i sit down and start drinking again*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:49 AM // 03:49   #1567
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laughs at Paul... then sits down and has a beer w/ him
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:51 AM // 03:51   #1568
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"Drinks on me!!"
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:52 AM // 03:52   #1569
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SWEET ill take a martinni shaken not stirred
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:53 AM // 03:53   #1570
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*bring in a group of hungry panda*

*sit the group of pandas at the middle of the bar*

*walk around everyone and give them baboon leafs*


*eheheh.. this will be fun*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:54 AM // 03:54   #1571
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* i take the biggest panda and a funnel and start pouring drink after drink after drink into him*
*some call it being cruel to animals i call it a great party*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55   #1572
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*oh noes.. drunken pandas can now do drunken kung fu!!!*

*run for your life*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56   #1573
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sir sit down and have a beer dont be a party pooper
*drinks more
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 03:59 AM // 03:59   #1574
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*I then use magic powers to make a cage and teach all the Pandas different styles of kung fu*
*i put the pandas in the cage sit next to Pwnd and watch the show*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 04:01 AM // 04:01   #1575
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*passes beer to Paul and watches show*
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 04:10 AM // 04:10   #1576
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*i drink the beer and throw it at the cage hoping to make the pandas angry*
*the beer hits the cage, and cage collapses*
"Oh crap the pandas are loose AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #1577
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OMG OMG put em back man put em back
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 04:13 AM // 04:13   #1578
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"it's to late for that now"
*i pull out a chainsaw*
"forget everything you've ever known about endangered animal's laws"
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 04:59 AM // 04:59   #1579
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pulls out stolen russian AK-47 and starts blowing holes in pandas!!
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 12:17 PM // 12:17   #1580
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*slaps i pwned u
"Thats mine!!!!!"
*snatches AK-47 and pwns i pwned u
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